Cos I Don’t Do Funny Anymore

I Wanna Be Your Bloody Valentine _017

My funny valentine
Sweet comic valentine
You make me smile with my heart
Your looks are laughable
Unphotographable
Yet you’re my favorite work of art

Is your figure less than Greek?
Is your mouth a little week?
When you open it to speak
Are you smart?

But don’t change your hair for me
Not if you care for me
Stay little valentine stay
Each day is Valentines day.

So if I’m your favourite work of art … then these are my worn details.

Tableau Vivant \\ Cinderella tiara – Gold … made by M4ri1yn Magic. NEW.
Tableau Vivant \\ Cinderella hair … made by M4ri1yn Magic.

Baiastice_Ranya Jewerly-Red-earring L … made by Sissy Pessoa.
Baiastice_Ranya Jewerly-Red-earring R … made by Sissy Pessoa.
Available now at the latest round of The Liaison Collaborative event, which is open from February 7th until February 28th. NEW.
The Liaison Collaborative

.LeLutka.Head.Simone 2.3 … made by JadenArt Resident.
.LeLutka.Head (with eyes) ALPHA … made by Nyx Linden.
Purchased inworld in January 2017. NEW.
LeLutka Mesh Heads

[CURELESS+HEADACHE] Barbedwire Mask / SILVER … made by Kaorinette Resident. Purchased in May 2016 at that year’s round of The Dark Style Fair.

Nerine Eye Makeup – LeLutka Applier … made by Zib Scaggs. Purchased at the January 2017 round of The Secret Affair, which finished on January 29th. NEW.

!dM Lamia – NagaEyes **FIRE** … made by Chandra Meehan.

Maitreya Mesh Body – Lara V3.5 … made by Onyx LeShelle.
Maitreya Mesh Body – Alpha … made by Onyx LeShelle.

.LeLutka.Teeth.Simone 2.0 … made by JadenArt Resident.

.LeLutka.Simone.Shape.001 … made by JadenArt Resident.
(Modified by me so that my shoulders are now set at 64).

Baiastice_Ranya Jewerly-Red-necklace … made by Sissy Pessoa.
Available now at the latest round of The Liaison Collaborative event, which is open from February 7th until February 28th. NEW.
The Liaison Collaborative

[White~Widow] Loving – Pink – Maitreya Mesh Body … made by Julie Hastings.
I am wearing this tattoo on my upper body. Purchased at the Winter Trend 2016 event in December 2016.

Astralia – Sexy Valentine Bra MM (Maitreya) … made by Astralia Resident.
This is available as a Last Chance item on the Midnight Madness boards at the Astralia Mainstore until midnight on Sunday, February 12th SL time. NEW.
Astralia Mainstore

AZOURY – Pure Papillon ( Red) … made by Aniki Seetan.

LaGyo_Metis arrow Gold 2 … made by Gyorgyna Larnia.

Miss Spider Bangle (L) – Gold … made by Apple May.
Miss Spider Bangle (R) – Gold … made by Apple May.
Purchased as a bangle set at the October 2016 round of The Crossroads event.

Maitreya Mesh Body – Hand L V3.5 … made by Onyx LeShelle.
Maitreya Mesh Body – Hand R V3.5 … made by Onyx LeShelle.

r2 A/D/E nanoha pants[sheer white]Maitreya … made by rei2 Aya. Available now at the current round of Collabor88, which is open from February 8th until March 6th. NEW.
Collabor88

The pose that I have used is Kirin – Summer Pose 1 … made by Carolina Sautereau. The Summer Pose set is available on Second Life MarketPlace.
.::Kirin Poses::. Summer Pack

From Her to Eternity

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And why this blog post title? Because I’m listening to this song at this very moment in time and tonight I get to see Nick Cave perform it live in Sydney!! 😀

As for my worn details, Alles is wearing the following.

.Tableau Vivant \\ Lelutka HB1 – Blonds … made by M4ri1yn Magic.
Tableau Vivant \\ Side pony … made by M4ri1yn Magic.
Available now at the Chic Gym-styled first round of Collabor88 for the new year, which is open from January 8th until February 6th. NEW.
Collabor88

PH – Lumoojatar – Earring R Gold … made by Irina Strazytski.
PH – Lumoojatar – Earring R Gold … made by Irina Strazytski.
The Lumoojatar earrings are available on an instore gacha machine at Poet’s Heart.
Poet’s Heart Mainstore

.LeLutka.Head.Simone 2.3 … made by JadenArt Resident.
.LeLutka.Head (with eyes) ALPHA … made by Nyx Linden.
Purchased inworld in January 2017. NEW.
LeLutka Mesh Heads

Nerine Eye Makeup – LeLutka Applier … made by Zib Scaggs. Purchased at the latest round of The Secret Affair, which is open January 15th until January 29th. NEW.
The Secret Affair

!dM Lamia – NagaEyes **FIRE** … made by Chandra Meehan.

Lumae :: Niska : 3 – Rosy :: Petals {Freck/LightBrow} skin … made by Lumiya Rae. Purchased at the September 2015 round of My Attic @ The Deck.

.LeLutka.Teeth.Simone 2.0 … made by JadenArt Resident.

.LeLutka.Simone.Shape.001 … made by JadenArt Resident.

PH – Siren Gown (Maitreya Experimental) … made by Irina Strazytski.
Available now at the latest round of The Secret Affair, which is open January 15th until January 29th. NEW.
The Secret Affair

Maitreya Mesh Body – Hand L V3.5 … made by Onyx LeShelle.
Maitreya Mesh Body – Hand R V3.5 … made by Onyx LeShelle.

fri. – Gracie.Heels (Salmon) – Maitreya … made by Darling Monday. The Gracie heels – in eight different colours – are available now in both Maitreya and Slink fittings at the current round of Collabor88, which is open until February 6th. NEW.
Collabor88

The props that I have used are as follows:

{anc} mist cloud [sungold] 1prim sculpt … made by aki69 Resident. Purchased as part of a set that also included “nebra beads” at Collabor88 event in August 2015. Now available instore here:
Art Named Capering aka a.n.c Ltd.

[AD] Tribute to 1Q84 moons … made by Aliza Karu.

Quando tutto sembra uguale [ver2.0] by Mistero Hifeng

TBF Water Lily … made by Arduenn Schwartzman.

Remesh – Female Torso … by AndreJohan Resident.

Pose is Di’s Opera – Expose Line 2 – 7 … by Di Hoorenbeek.

The Minotaur Wore Pink

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Well of course she would … and her friend wore spooky eyes too!! 😀

As for our fashion details, they are below.

TAMZIN – on the left – is wearing the following:

Pure Poison – Natalia Headdress – White – V1 … made by Shaleene Kenin. This was a gacha item at the January 2016 round of The Secret Affair. NEW.

::Axix:: Leonah Armor Top [Old silver] … made by Elise Mannequin.
::Axix:: Leonah Armor Thong [Old silver] … made by Elise Mannequin.
Available here – in four different colours:
:: A x i x ::

Slink hands, feet and hourglass body
Rings – RE – Dark Queen set
Chest piece – ET Adorabelle in gray
hair – Ayashi Irime
Head – Genesis – Tara

ALLES – on the right – is wearing the following:

AZOURY – JUTRO Headwear – Onyx … made by Aniki Seetan. Available now at the latest round of We Love Role-Play, which is open from February 4th until February 29th. NEW.
We Love Role-Play

…::: Scrub :::… Like a Nun Collar S … made by ramon Jonstone.

_CD_ Belle Jumpsuit Candy – S … made by rebeca Dembo. Available here:
The Doll Mainstore

I’m Too Sexy For My Shield

Warrior of the Wetlands

That’s cos I’m not wearing a sexy shirt – of course!! 😀

Two of the big regular events in Second Life finished just a day or so ago and as is my custom, Alles made a last-minute scurry around both The Secret Affair and We Love Role-Play in order to pick up some rather cute items. And so, these are my fashion details:

AZOURY – Gaia Crown … made by Aniki Seetan.

[Entwined] Marie hair … made by VivienMarli Resident. I am wearing this hair in a tone from the Dark Blondes pack. This was purchased at the September 2015 round of We Love Role-Play. NEW.

LeLutka.Mesh Head-LOTTE v1.1 … made by JadenArt Resident.
LeLutka Head (with eyes) ALPHA … made by Nyx Linden.

– Glam Affair – Shironuri lashes 3 – gold (L) … made by M4ri1yn Magic.
– Glam Affair – Shironuri lashes 3 – gold (R) … made by M4ri1yn Magic.

~*By Snow*~ Citadel Eyes (Chrome – Cyan) … made by Snow Frostwych. Purchased in February 2014 at the FutureWave event. Now available on MarketPlace.

Lumae :: Niska – 2 – Satin // Petals skin with Dark Brow & Freckles … made by Lumiya Rae. This was available at the recently finished September 2015 round of My Attic @ The Deck. NEW.

Maitreya Mesh Body – Lara V3.4 … made by Onyx LeShelle.

Maitreya Mesh Body – Alpha … made by Onyx LeShelle.

Maitreya Mesh Body Lara – Shape 2 … made by Onyx LeShelle. Modified by moi.

Katia fur grey … made by May Tolsen. It’s the top that I am wearing. Purchased at the September 2015 round of The Secret Affair. NEW.

[White~Widow] Wild – Maitreya Mesh Body … made by Julie Hastings. I am wearing this tattoo in a Normal setting. NEW.

.:KosmO:. Simply on your wrist – gold … made by Siemgirl Karsin. NEW.
KosmO @ MarketPlace – Simply On Your Wrist

EF: Constantine’s Aegis … made by EmpyreanForge Resident. It’s the shield that I’m brandishing with my right arm. (I have modded the shield so that it is smaller than original size). Purchased at the September 2015 round of We Love Role-Play. NEW.

Maitreya Mesh Body – Hand L V3.4 … made by Onyx LeShelle.
Maitreya Mesh Body – Hand R V3.4 … made by Onyx LeShelle.

[CX] Lethal Talons (Silver) Maitreya – F – L (Size 10) … by Kamayari Resident.
[CX] Lethal Talons (Silver) Maitreya – F- R (Size 10) … made by Kamayari Resident.
These delightful creations were purchased at the May/June round of KUSTOM9 but are available instore now.
[CerberusXing] Mainstore

[MaGmA] Brunhilda -Pants (Silver) … made by Frida Roxan. Purchased at the September 2015 round of The Secret Affair. NEW.

.AiShA. Capri Legs M Fog … made by AmandaMir Resident. The legs were purchased at the September 2015 round of We Love Role-Play. NEW.

The props that I have used are as follows:

[E.V.E] Stars Fireflies Light Path M&C(1prim) … made by Noke Yuitza. Purchased at the September 2015 round of We Love Role-Play. NEW.

:Fanatik Architecture: GRASS … made by Kendra Zaurak.

Serpent10 – Diesel Works … made by Rogan Diesel. Purchased in August 2013. The serpents are rezzable with built-in poses (just click and sit on them), or you can use them as a prop, which is what I have done here.

+Half-Deer+ Cool Socks Camel – Grazing (Pineapple) … made by Halogen Magic.
I have modified the camel so that it is very much smaller than the original rezzed version. Purchased at the July 2015 round of The Wayward Carnival.

And lastly, the pose that I used was KaTink – Alexxa 2 … made by Maliah Naidoo. However I modified this pose via my Animare HUD and changed the position of my right arm which previously had been drawn up behind my head. That arm is now holding the shield at my side.

My Date Was Too Hot

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The September 2015 round of The Secret Affair closes in just a few days time and if you haven’t visited yet, please do make the time to go there. For me the two standout pieces from this event are the [E.V.E] Asgard Wings & Headpiece made by Noke Yuitza and the Valkyrja outfit from Poet’s Heart, which includes a striking headpiece as well as a corset and skirt. Both of these items are bound to give you a bit of the Viking spirit and will no doubt impress both friends and enemies alike!! 😀

As for my fashion details, Alles is wearing the following:

PH – Valkyrja – Headpiece Silver … made by Irina Strazytski. This is part of the Valkyrja outfit and can be worn separately if you desire. Available now at the current Valhalla-themed round of The Secret Affair, which ends on September 30th. NEW.
The Secret Affair – Entrance Portal

Tableau Vivant \\ Gloomy [L] – FP … made by M4ri1yn Magic. I am wearing this hair in a tone from the Blacks & Whites pack. Available now at the current round of The Fantasy Collective, which is open from September 22nd until October 15th. NEW.
The Fantasy Collective

LeLutka.Mesh Head-LOTTE v1.1 … made by JadenArt Resident.
LeLutka Head (with eyes) ALPHA … made by Nyx Linden.

– Glam Affair – Shironuri lashes 3 – gold (L) … made by M4ri1yn Magic.
– Glam Affair – Shironuri lashes 3 – gold (R) … made by M4ri1yn Magic.

~*By Snow*~ Citadel Eyes (Chrome – Cyan) … made by Snow Frostwych. Purchased in February 2014 at the FutureWave event. Now available on MarketPlace.

Lumae :: Niska – 2 – Satin // Petals skin with Dark Brow & Freckles … made by Lumiya Rae. Available now at My Attic @ The Deck in eight different tones and with almost all known mesh head & body appliers, as well as default avatar wearability. The My Attic event is open from September 21st through until September 30th. NEW.
My Attic @ The Deck

Maitreya Mesh Body – Lara V3.4 … made by Onyx LeShelle.

Maitreya Mesh Body – Alpha … made by Onyx LeShelle.

Maitreya Mesh Body Lara – Shape 2 … made by Onyx LeShelle. Modified by moi.

[White~Widow] Wild – Maitreya Mesh Body … made by Julie Hastings. I am wearing this tattoo in a Normal setting. NEW.

PH – Valkyrja Corset S Silver … made by Irina Strazytski.
PH – Valkyrja Skirt Add-On XS … made by Irina Strazytski.
As noted above the Valkyrja outfit is available now at the current Valhalla-themed round of The Secret Affair, which ends on September 30th. NEW.
The Secret Affair – Entrance Portal

.:KosmO:. Simply on your wrist – gold … made by Siemgirl Karsin. NEW.
KosmO @ MarketPlace – Simply On Your Wrist

Maitreya Mesh Body – Hand L V3.4 … made by Onyx LeShelle.
Maitreya Mesh Body – Hand R V3.4 … made by Onyx LeShelle.

[CX] Lethal Talons (Silver) Maitreya – F – L (Size 10) … made by Kamayari Resident.
[CX] Lethal Talons (Silver) Maitreya – F- R (Size 10) … made by Kamayari Resident.
These delightful creations were purchased at the May/June round of KUSTOM9 but are available instore now.
[CerberusXing] Mainstore

Maitreya Mesh Body – Feet V3.4 … made by Onyx LeShelle.

AZOURY – Titane Shoe metal – (Maitreya) … made by Aniki Seetan. Available now at the Third Anniversary Round of the Cosmopolitan event, which is up and running, so to speak, from September 28th until October 11th. NEW.
Cosmopolitan

The props that I used are as follows:

floorplan. danger sign … made by Tegan Serin. I have rezzed two copies in this scene.

:CP: Martha Dancing Autumn Leaves … made by Isla Gealach. Purchased at the current round of the No 21 event – open from September 21st until October 11th. NEW.
No. 21 Event

floorplan. fire pit tub … made by Tegan Serin. Purchased at the latest round of the Uber event, which is open from September 25th through until October 23rd. NEW.
Uber

Cursed Bride skirt back side … made by Precious Restless.

+Half-Deer+ Xiong Mao / Panda – I’m on a Boat! (Red Origami) … made by Halogen Magic. Purchased in August 2015 when Half-Deer had a very quick 50%-off sale.

+Half-Deer+ Cool Socks Camel – Grazing (Floral) … made by Halogen Magic.

And lastly, the pose I used is KaTink – Andrea 8 … made by AnneMarit Jarvinen. NEW.
KaTink Poses & More

There is Nothing as Pretty

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As a bird on the wing! In which case Alles must be a falcon in this picture – hehe!! 😀

So for this high-flying picture, Alles is styled as follows:

PH – Valkyrja – Headpiece Gold … made by Irina Strazytski. The headpiece is part of a complete Valkyrja outfit (also includes corset and skirt) that Poet’s Heart have available at the latest round of The Secret Affair. This Valhalla-themed round of TSA is open from September 15th through until September 30th. NEW.
The Secret Affair – Entrance Portal

MINA Hair – Paige 1 … made by Mina Nakamura. I am wearing this short hair in a Light Brown tone. Available now at the latest round of The Chapter Four event, which is open from September 4th through until September 25th. NEW.
The Chapter Four

Pure Poison – Rose Romance Earrings … made by Shaleene Kenin. These were available as an exclusive item (along with an accompanying necklace) at the fabulous Love Is In The Air event in February 2015.

LeLutka.Mesh Head-LOTTE v1.1 … made by JadenArt Resident.
LeLutka Head (with eyes) ALPHA … made by Nyx Linden.

.:Pulse:. SteamPunk Monocle – Broken glasses … made by AliciaWikstrom Resident. Purchased at the current round of the Mesh Avenue event, which is open from September 10th until September 30th. NEW.
Mesh Avenue

– Glam Affair – Shironuri lashes 3 – gold (L) … made by M4ri1yn Magic.
– Glam Affair – Shironuri lashes 3 – gold (R) … made by M4ri1yn Magic.

~*By Snow*~ Citadel Eyes (Chrome – Cyan) … made by Snow Frostwych. Purchased in February 2014 at the FutureWave event. Now available on MarketPlace.

-Glam Affair – Sia Skin – Nostalgia Blue – America E … made by aida Ewing. Purchased as a Fifty Linden Friday item in April 2015.

Maitreya Mesh Body – Lara V3.4 … made by Onyx LeShelle.

Maitreya Mesh Body – Alpha … made by Onyx LeShelle.

StrawberrySingh.com – Indira Shape S Standard Size … made by Strawberry Singh. Modified a bit by me – the hands are now set at 10, my shoulders are set at 50 and my hip width is now 78. Purchased on MarketPlace in July 2015.

DRD Anarchy necklace … made by Jaimy Hancroft. Purchased at the August/September round of The Fantasy Collective which closed recently. NEW.

Izzie’s – Maitreya Lara – Applier Body Aged Scars … made by Izzie Button. Purchased at The Dressing Room FUSION in August 2015. NEW.

[E.V.E] Asgard Wings (L) Silver … made by Noke Yuitza.
[E.V.E] Asgard Wings (L) Silver … made by Noke Yuitza.
The Asgard Wings are part of an Asgard Wings & Headpiece set that I purchased at the current Valhalla-themed round of The Secret Affair, which is open from September 15th until September 30th. NEW.
The Secret Affair – Entrance Portal

Zaara : Morjim bikini top (maitreya) … made by Zaara Kohime.
Zaara : Morjim bikini bottom (maitreya) … made by Zaara Kohime.
This was gifted to me by a dear friend who was lucky enough to win two copies on the Zaara gacha machine at the June 2015 round of The Arcade Gacha.

.:E.A.Studio:.Oculus Diamond Belly Chain … made by Shina Shan. Purchased in August 2015.
Eclipse Art Studio: Jewelry & House

[The Forge] Barbed Bracers Multi, R (Female) … made by Deccan Arida. Purchased at The Body Modification Expo, which is open from September 12th until October 3rd. NEW.
The Body Modification Expo

.:KosmO:. Simply on your wrist – gold … made by Siemgirl Karsin. NEW.
KosmO @ MarketPlace – Simply On Your Wrist

Maitreya Mesh Body – Hand L V3.4 … made by Onyx LeShelle.
Maitreya Mesh Body – Hand R V3.4 … made by Onyx LeShelle.

[CX] Lethal Talons (Gold) Maitreya – F – L (Size 10) … made by Kamayari Resident.
[CX] Lethal Talons (Gold) Maitreya – F- R (Size 10) … made by Kamayari Resident.
These delightful creations were purchased at the May/June round of KUSTOM9 but are available instore now.
[CerberusXing] Mainstore

The pose that I used is Ma Vie – Pure Heat 02 m … made by Mavi Beck.
Ma Vie Poses

Beat on Dem Brats

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Well, I do think that a baseball bat with spikes attached should deter a few sharks at the very least!! 😀

As for my fashion details, they are as follows:

Pure Poison – Ariana Hat – Black … made by Shaleene Kenin. Available now at the Valhalla-themed round of The Secret Affair, which is open from September 15th through until September 30th. NEW.
The Secret Affair – Entrance Portal

MINA Hair – Paige 1 … made by Mina Nakamura. I am wearing this hair in a Light Brown tone. Available now at the latest round of The Chapter Four event, which is open from September 4th through until September 25th. NEW.
The Chapter Four

Pure Poison – Rose Romance Earrings … made by Shaleene Kenin. These were available as an exclusive item (along with an accompanying necklace) at the fabulous Love Is In The Air event in February 2015.

LeLutka.Mesh Head-LOTTE v1.1 … made by JadenArt Resident.
LeLutka Head (with eyes) ALPHA … made by Nyx Linden.

.:Pulse:. SteamPunk Monocle – Broken glasses … made by AliciaWikstrom Resident. Purchased at the current round of the Mesh Avenue event, which is open from September 10th until September 30th. NEW.
Mesh Avenue

– Glam Affair – Shironuri lashes 3 – gold (L) … made by M4ri1yn Magic.
– Glam Affair – Shironuri lashes 3 – gold (R) … made by M4ri1yn Magic.

~*By Snow*~ Citadel Eyes (Chrome – Cyan) … made by Snow Frostwych. Purchased in February 2014 at the FutureWave event. Now available on MarketPlace.

-Glam Affair – Sia Skin – Nostalgia Blue – America E … made by aida Ewing. Purchased as a Fifty Linden Friday item in April 2015.

Maitreya Mesh Body – Lara V3.4 … made by Onyx LeShelle.

Maitreya Mesh Body – Alpha … made by Onyx LeShelle.

StrawberrySingh.com – Indira Shape S Standard Size … made by Strawberry Singh. Modified a bit by me – the hands are now set at 10, my shoulders are set at 50 and my hip width is now 78. Purchased on MarketPlace in July 2015.

DRD Anarchy necklace … made by Jaimy Hancroft. Purchased at the August/September round of The Fantasy Collective which closed recently. NEW.

Izzie’s – Maitreya Lara – Applier Body Aged Scars … made by Izzie Button. Purchased at The Dressing Room FUSION in August 2015. NEW.

.:KosmO:. Simply on your wrist – gold … made by Siemgirl Karsin. NEW.
KosmO @ MarketPlace – Simply On Your Wrist

Maitreya Mesh Body – Hand L V3.4 … made by Onyx LeShelle.
Maitreya Mesh Body – Hand R V3.4 … made by Onyx LeShelle.

[CX] Lethal Talons (Gold) Maitreya – F – L (Size 10) … made by Kamayari Resident.
[CX] Lethal Talons (Gold) Maitreya – F- R (Size 10) … made by Kamayari Resident.
These delightful creations were purchased at the May/June round of KUSTOM9 but are available instore now.
[CerberusXing] Mainstore

[EZ] The Horror!~ Riot Bat (Pink) -novo2.03 (Low Damage) … made by Deccan Arida. Purchased at the August/September round of The Fantasy Collective which closed on September 14th – a day early. NEW.

Maitreya Mesh Body – Feet V3.4 … made by Onyx LeShelle.

fri. – Samantha.Booties (Copper) – Maitreya … made by Darling Monday. Available now in eight different colours and fittings for both Maitreya (Lara) and Slink feet at the current round of Collabor88, which is open from September 8th through until October 6th. NEW.
Collabor88

The props that I have used are:

On the left-hand side of the picture are a pair of joined mannequins, which I linked together in Edit mode as they have Modify permissions.
*LODE* Deco – Fashion Silhouette [wood] … made by Chirzaka Vlodovic.

Shark Sign on Post – Beach Closed … made by Photon Pink. This “cute” sign is part of a Free Shark Sign Collection that is still available on MarketPlace – I got mine back in February 2009.
Free Shark Sign Collection

18 – 8f8 – Storyteller’s Burrow – Off the Hook … made by 8f8 Resident. This item is available now on The Story Teller’s Burrow machine at the September 2015 round of The Arcade Gacha but Alles purchased it at Gachaopolis (formerly The Pea). NEW.
Gachaopolis

And lastly, the pose that I used is Kirin – Hinata Pose 6 … made by Carolina Sautereau. I altered this pose slightly using my Animare HUD so that I could hold the Riot Bat in my right hand. Purchased as part of a set of Hinata poses at the current round of KUSTOM9, which is open from September 15th until October 10th. NEW.
KUSTOM9 – New Location